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if you read this blog, you know we like to party just as much, if not more, than you do.

but a recurring theme we find ourselves consistently faced with is why no one else can HANDLE THEIR SHIT. dudes, we’re talking to you. these are all examples of things that dudes have done in front of us, while trying to get with us.

we do not:

1) cry in public. ever. even at goodbye parties.

2) lose our words. always maintain some sort of communicative capacity.

3) pass out anywhere besides our (or your) beds.

4) throw up in the corner. or in front of us. (or anywhere besides the loo).

subcategory: if you pee near, in front of, or around us: you’re done.

5) lose the drugs, whether lost or confiscated. what is this amateur hour? if you can’t hide them properly by now get the fuck OUT.

6) do things we don’t want to do. YOLO. my time is precious. i’m not spending it with a 30 year old with bacne.

7) freak out. its just a party. relax. you are REALLY not gonna die.

8) drunk dial. sure, we send out a couple misspelled zingers here and there. but picking up the phone will lead to ultimate shame. espeeeecially if you leave a voicemail. all our friends have heard it by now.

9) bully girls. yeah, we’re obviously judging you. but we won’t bully you. this isn’t middle school, and no one likes it. picking on girls is pathetic. and you really don’t know who you’re messing with.

10) sleep through your call time. you have to wake up. its nobody else’s responsibility. get up, get the fuck out, go to work, whatever. when hotel security has to be called to wake you, kill yourself.

the point is, don’t be more fucked up than we are. we’re just trying to have a good time. all we ask is that you handle your shit. IT’S REALLY NOT THAT HARD.

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