if you’re like me, and suffering through an unusually long summer dry spell (dudes with tats apply here) then you should probably not fall asleep at 11pm every night and miss all your booty calls. if you too are suffering from grandma bedtime syndrome and its getting in the way of your hookup health then these tunes should at least point you in the right direction.

this remix is FIRE:

wouldn’t be complete w/o the weeknd:

and if you are hooking up with someone you shouldn’t be and you hate yourself you can cry to this after: