as you’ve seen from our previous posts, we are avid watchers of ‘the bachelor’ franchise. this season of the bachelorette featured emily as the hottest contestant they’ve ever had, with 25 guys willing to put everything on the line to be her (MOR)man and adopt her very special 7 year old daughter, lil ricky.
this guy should have been the clear winner. by constantly putting emily down, wearing this shirt, and DGAF-ing all over the show about how he was gonna be the next bachelor, he really brought the entertainment. I DEMAND A SPIN OFF!
another sexy beast that def did not get enough screen time was emily’s delicious brother ernie. a cross between michael shannon and frankenstein, ernie really brought the fire to the finale.
however, arie was the best part of this whole season, which ended in a way favorable for me and all females across america, with arie being still on the market. on this blog we’ve already discussed how much we love holland (afrojack) and although we understand emily’s love of mormons (kaskade) we wanted to thank her for leaving something for us single gals. he and his parents can talk shit in dutch all day if it means i can get a piece of that.
in the meantime, we love bachelor pad. some notable appearances to look out for:
KALON, whose evil line “i love to hear you talk but i wish you’d let me finish” has become part of my daily repertoire;
TONY, who cried so hard about missing his son on the bachelorette but had no qualms about leaving him behind to jump back into bachelor pad;
CHRIS, who will use bachelor pad to fix the broken heart emily gave him
BLAKELEY, who wore this on the first day (w hot betch jaclyn)
ERICA ROSE, the queen betch who already equated hanging with the fans to ‘sleeping with the help’ and told one of said fans they are ‘an ugly loser’. could not be more obsessed with her.
tune in mondays at 8 on abc!
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